Category Archives: WTF

Florida Woman Shot By Oven While Trying to Make Waffles…No, REALLY. THIS HAPPENED.

This jewel caught my eye this morning as I was reading up on the nasties people had to says about last night’s Oscar’s ceremony (honestly, the day-after smack talk is my favorite part of the whole thing) And I snorted … Continue reading

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Pearls of Wisdom from Jamie & Delma: Willy Wonka was evidently a perv…

You guys know how I love my Delm-o. And how amazingly funny her texts are. In fact, here just recently we spent 12ish hours losing our minds over a Lost Girl marathon and texting away with maximum snark. It was … Continue reading

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The Monday Montage is now a thing.

It’s Monday. I’m too tired to talk. Just like last Monday, when I utterly (joyfully) spoiled myself by writing non-sentences on pictures. We are now doing this every Monday. You’re welcome. Later Alligator ;-D XOXO ~ J~

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Premeditated Spider Murder & The American Revolution

I finally filed my 2011 taxes today (10 days before the final extension deadline thank you very much, so no one can say it was at the last minute, because 10 days is so not the last minute) and I … Continue reading

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Complete sentences are for awake people.

It’s Monday. I’m too tired to talk. So montage. Because sleepy. (insert cave-lady grunt here) *Yawn* grumble-grumble….sniff (turns over). G’nights. XOXO

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I was honestly thinking more full-time awesome\ less full-time broke’n’sleepy….

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It all depends on your definition of “Ladylike”…

We’re remodeling the bathroom. This was fun, like, 2 months ago. It is not fun now. However, Benjamin is a prince, and is going to try to get the bathroom sink, with it’s new vanity, functioning before we have the … Continue reading

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