Category Archives: Strokes ‘n’ Heart Holes

2013: The Year of Baby-Makin’

We’re going to see the baby doctor tomorrow now that it’s all safe for me, and I’m so happy that I just can’t even talk about it. I have to not think about it. It’s the year of baby-makin’ y’all!! … Continue reading

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Things I Do That Make Me Look Neither Pretty Nor Smart: Epic Falls

Yeah. That says epic FALLS. Not epic FAILS. But this is really both… I am not graceful. I cannot make it through a day with out tripping over, or running into, an inanimate object. My legs are never tanned and … Continue reading

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I’m okay. Like for reals. I’m finally okay.

So everybody and their grandma knows I had a stroke last October, and heart surgery in December. I’ve tried to tackle all of it the best way I know how: with a whole lot of perseverance and a shit ton … Continue reading

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So tomorrow’s a new day right? A different day? Promise?

Aaargh. I feel muy terriblé. I went for my follow up MRI’s today. Of my brains. To make sure the old brain hole is aging properly, and that there’s no new brain holes. And my body staged a coup while I … Continue reading

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Emergency Sugary Snacks: Open in the event of stress-face

I’ve been exercising. And eating lots of protein. And not eating cupcakes, AT ALL (this goes against my very nature). Thus, I has a sad – and some MAJOR sugar cravings. This has been partially alleviated by Jells and the amazing … Continue reading

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Recovering from heart surgery is complete crap.

Being sick for a year is bullshiz mang – and I’ve still got 10.5 months to go. I’ve been so excited because it’s 98 days since my stroke, and 51 days since my heart surgery. So as far as I’m … Continue reading

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Pavement Adventures: Parte Deux

 Side Bar: When you get to the bottom of this post, I don’t know why Bob Marley’s so ginormous – I tried to format him to match everyone else, but he wasn’t havin’ it. I think it’s kind of apropos … Continue reading

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