Category Archives: Epic Fails

Month 7: I have the plague…again.

I always get the crud this time of year. It starts with allergies. Then my throat starts to itch. Then my body gives up the fight completely and I end up with bronchitis. This has happened every year since 1996. … Continue reading

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Top 5: Songs that make me act like a jackass and embarrass myself in rush-hour traffic

A little bit of killer 80’s rap and some face-melting rock is all it takes for me to pull out some epic car-dancing moves that get other commuters full-faced staring at me while we sit like corralled cattle on the … Continue reading

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“I Could Never Get The Hang of Thursdays”: Weekly Damage Report

Thursday is my Monday. S–t ALWAYS goes down on Thursday. And this is one of the major reasons I love Douglas Adams – because he feels me on this one, and penned such a clever phrase!! So here’s the s–t that went … Continue reading

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The Monday Montage is now a thing.

It’s Monday. I’m too tired to talk. Just like last Monday, when I utterly (joyfully) spoiled myself by writing non-sentences on pictures. We are now doing this every Monday. You’re welcome. Later Alligator ;-D XOXO ~ J~

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Premeditated Spider Murder & The American Revolution

I finally filed my 2011 taxes today (10 days before the final extension deadline thank you very much, so no one can say it was at the last minute, because 10 days is so not the last minute) and I … Continue reading

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“I Could Never Get The Hang of Thursdays”: Weekly Damage Report

Thursday is my Monday. S–t ALWAYS goes down on Thursday. And this is one of the major reasons I love Douglas Adams – because he feels me on this one, and penned such a clever phrase!! So here’s the s–t that went … Continue reading

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Complete sentences are for awake people.

It’s Monday. I’m too tired to talk. So montage. Because sleepy. (insert cave-lady grunt here) *Yawn* grumble-grumble….sniff (turns over). G’nights. XOXO

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