Pearls of Wisdom from Jamie & Delma: These statements are not OSHA-approved. Also, don’t try us at home. Or ever, really.

I has not the brainal synapse fires para escribir this noon-after. Errrrr, wait a sec…

*jostles-head-as-if-shaking-simming-pool-water-from-ear* smacks forehead a couple of times…

RIGHT. SO. After a three-week dead run of throwing fence estimates together for folks who have put off building their fence until mere days before the first true freeze hits Texas, two engagements – one of which both Benjamin and I are in the wedding party (Yay!!), 11 (count ’em ELEVEN) birth/pending-birth announcements, year-anniversary follow up appointments from my stroke/heart-surgery, and getting Casa de Benji&Jamie ready for the holidays – ya know, plus all that other crap I do all the time, like shower, eat, clean, and pay bills…this little gal has burned her candle at both ends, and been taking naps instead of hanging out with her lovely bloggy friends. Alas, I can always count on my besties to keep me afloat during these stressful times.

Thus, I present snippets of Jamie/Delm-o convos for your amusement…and education. Because, when your friends are awesome, they’ll be smart, funny, and charming for you. Allowing you to be utterly incompetent sludge and no one will notice. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what is known as “having yo back”. True story. Look it up.

So, without further ado, here’s Delmo being charming and funny on my blog, whilst we await the oozing of my brain back into my ears. Now everyone together….”Thank you Delm-o!!”

The Wisdom of: Denial of Truth

The Wisdom of: Machetes

The Wisdom of: Unionizing Hipsters

 

XOXO

~ J ~

 

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2 Responses to Pearls of Wisdom from Jamie & Delma: These statements are not OSHA-approved. Also, don’t try us at home. Or ever, really.

  1. You’re pretty much the best texter ever.

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