Complete sentences are for awake people.

It’s Monday. I’m too tired to talk. So montage. Because sleepy. (insert cave-lady grunt here) *Yawn* grumble-grumble….sniff (turns over). G’nights. XOXO

Saw a pirate truck at work = Awesome

What happens when you ask Wiki what the pirate flag thingy is called again. And it’s a good thing they let me know. Because flags are easy to confuse with candy. 4 out of 5 psychiatrists will tell you so.

And then I went to the doctor for being itchy. Turns out I have this. Because I’m almost 33 and still don’t know how to manage my stress levels appropriately.

At least my Halloween costume is covered. Meet Zombie Jamie. I shall wear an Umbrella Corporation uniform and have thigh holsters and badassness will ensue.

Seriously. I’m going to marry him someday. He’s just that ridiculously amazing.

Second major snort of the day, and why I love my sister. Because she totally gets me ❤

Also, don’t talk about Hocus Pocus unless we’re both watching Hocus Pocus, or are both going to be watching Hocus Pocus, unless you’re just a really mean person who wants to give me a major case of the sads. Accidentally talking about Hocus Pocus while conveying a thought on Classical Literature is totally fine though. I support your personal growth and enlightenment. Finish that, and then we should watch Hocus Pocus.

And in closing, kittens are fluffy and adorable. Time for fluffy adorable sleep. Until tomorrow my dears…sweet dreams ❤

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