Sumo Reality (Suck it Biggest Loser!!)

Article: How to make it big in women’s sumo… eat 5,000 calories a day | Mail Online.

Ensuing conversation:

Jamie: “Awesome, that’s the way to handle it!!”

Bro-In-Law: “What?”

Jamie: “When you’re a 448 lb woman, become a sumo wrestler”

Bro-In-Law: “Yeah, when life gives you lemons…”

Jamie: “You squish the fuck outta those lemons”

Bro-In-Law: “Yes. In your tiny napkin underwear”

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2 Responses to Sumo Reality (Suck it Biggest Loser!!)

  1. manifestoshewrote says:

    lmao. YESSSSS

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