It’s Thursday, why are Thursdays always so weird?? My day started with me seeing one thing that made me go, “Huh! I’ve gotta put that on Facebook later, that was crazy” and then stuff KEPT HAPPENING. So I’m comboing into a post for you guys – cuz today was hilarious.
Part 1: On Loop 12 in Irving I saw a donked-out pick-up, immediately followed by another truck with chrome testes hanging from the trailer hitch. Ugh. Welcome to Texas y’all =P
Part 2: Convo with Daddy at work ~
Daddy: I lost my medicine bottle
Daddy: It had my tooth in it
Daddy: Well I didn’t want to lose it
Jamie: Well that will teach you not to put all your teeth in one basket
Daddy: Arrrrrg, yeah, I’ll go chew on that thought for awhile
(Puns are my LIFE) =P
Part 3: Second Convo with Daddy at Work ~
Daddy: You smell nice
Jamie: Joe gave me a piece of gum, do I smell like tropical fruit?
Daddy: No, like something perfumey
Jamie: Oh! Duh Daddy, that’s just soap
Daddy: Ah, no wonder I didn’t recognize it
Jamie: Eew Dad, grody
Part 4: Taking Grandma to the Liquor Store
Grandma: Your mother doesn’t know I’m buying the Bailey’s
Jamie: Lemme guess, you guys already have all the other stuff to make chocolate martinis??
Grandma: Well…yeah, but that’s not what I meant. I was thinking we could get a pretty tray, and put the bottle of Bailey’s in the middle, and put little glasses around it for anyone who might want to sample
Jamie: Grandma! You want to do shots of Bailey’s on Christmas!?!
Jamie: Holy Shit!
Grandma: WHAT!?! IT HAS CREAM IN IT!!
Part 5: I went to Kroger and gave the Salvation Army a dollar on my way out and they gave me Now’n’Laters!!
Part 6: I hypothesized with my Grandma about how we could convince Braum’s to build a new location next door to the liquor store so we didn’t have to drive across town to get egg nog to go with our whiskey. We discussed this for 15 minutes before Grandma made us stop because she said we sounded like lushes. She said this after she’d spent $139 at the liquor store. She said this after I tried to make her feel better about the $139 by saying she only goes to the liquor store 2-3 times a year, and after she responded “well maybe four times a year because the gin keeps running out”. O.M.G.
Part 7: Denton now has a Mongolian Grill that DELIVERS!! And it is DELICIOUS!!